PHOTO BOOTH - A VARIATION Robert had staked out the mall, waiting to see if his quarry would show. He leaned casually against a photo-booth and thumbed through a newspaper. A small earpiece let him hear communications between the men he had stationed around the mall—each of them with a photo of the woman they sought. The plan was to follow her when she arrived to exchange a currency plate for a briefcase full of money. The treasury department was willing to submit to her demands, but Robert's agency was here to ensure that she could be tracked back to her lair, for want of a better term. The money was in place, as was the tracking device. There wouldn't be any….. He suddenly spotted her. Wearing a tailored, feminine suit, the blonde-haired beauty seemed to glide gracefully across the polished floor—the staccato click-click of her high heels keeping time as her long, shapely legs propelled her…in the wrong direction. What? Clearly, she didn't have the briefcase, yet she was heading away from the pickup point…and toward him. Robert looked about. She was sure to see him when she got closer. He noticed that she was now veering toward a bank of pay phones. As she turned toward them, he slipped unobtrusively into the photo- booth. With luck, he might even overhear some part of her conversation. He waited. Tense. Straining to listen. A light went on in the booth, and he blinked, momentarily disoriented. "Smile," came a relaxing, automated female voice from a speaker. There was a flash and a whir. He rolled his eyes. For gods sake. He continued to listen, hoping to get lucky. "Smile." Again the flash and whir. Damned irritating. As he blinked to clear his vision, the booth curtain was swept aside… revealing the smiling woman. Alarmed and caught off-guard for a split second, Robert reached toward his jacket. The woman brought her hand up. It was holding a nasty-looking pistol. "Ah-ah-ah…please don't get up." She smiled, slinked into the cramped booth, closed the curtain and sat upon Robert's lap—keeping the gun trained upon him. "I insist." "Smile." The flash and whir again. She laughed lightly. "I think I'll want a nice big enlargement of that. Now, what's a nice, handsome piece of man like yourself doing at a crime scene like this? I believe I specified no police involvement." "I…ummm…," he stalled. The woman pressed the barrel of the pistol against his ribs. "Oh, you're not going to bore me with a lie, are you, darling? That would be so tiresome." Robert looked into her lovely eyes and saw a seriousness behind the playful exterior. "No." She smiled. "Good boy." "We won't stop you from taking the money," he said. She stroked his cheek with a finger. "That's sweet of you, dear, but, you see…I'm not here to collect the money. It was never my intention." His eyes narrowed. "But…we had a deal…" "No, darling…I had a plan," she said happily. "I'm not here for the money…I'm here for you." "For…for me? Why?" She smiled almost maternally, like she was having to explain the simplest thing to a child. She crossed her gorgeous legs comfortably and ran her fingers through his hair. "Let's just say that you're a valuable bargaining chip. Annnnd…something I've a feeling I won't be giving up terribly soon." Robert scowled and considered reaching for his sidearm. His captor only pressed the pistol to him more firmly. "You won't be able to take me out of here without being seen." The woman laughed lightly and playfully tickled him under the chin. "You're sweet. Let that be my concern. No need to worry your pretty little head about it." She shifted her position slightly. "You're right, of course. It wouldn't do to simply walk out of here arm-in-arm. I suspect your word as a gentleman that you wouldn't raise an alarm would not be quite the assurance I'd need. Now…what to do…what to do?" Robert simply ground his teeth as she mock-pondered. Surely the others would begin to wonder why he hadn't checked in. "I know," she murmured with a smile. "I'll just tuck you in for a little nap, and when you awake, we'll be someplace more conducive to relaxed conversation. And such." He bristled a bit, but she held the pistol unwaveringly. "Let me see..," she said. "What could…?" She smiled at him. "I have it." She reached into her jacket pocket and produced a small tube. She deftly turned the base of the tube with her free hand. It was…a lipstick. "Not really my shade," she apologized. "But its ingredients more than make up for any cosmetic faux pas." Keeping her weapon trained on Robert, the woman carefully applied a coat of the lipstick to her full, inviting lips. She smiled seductively at her captive. "I believe you might enjoy this. I know I will. The narcotic in the lipstick is guaranteed to keep you nice and agreeable for at least six hours. Plenty of time to get where we're going." She cupped his chin with one hand and leaned into him. He could smell her exotically-perfumed scent and feel the warmth of her breath. "Pucker up, darling. Night-night time." She brought her lips to his in a firm and hungry kiss. Maddeningly, the photo-booth's female voice chirped, "Smile," and the flash went off again. After lingering a while, she drew back and regarded him happily. "Oh, my. Another Kodak moment. Feeling sleeeeepy, lover?" Robert glared at the woman. His face felt flush, partly from helpless anger and partly from the realization that his pants were now uncomfortably tight in the crotch. The woman arched an eyebrow. "No..? Hmmm." She regarded the lipstick. "Well, sometimes these older batches need a bit of assistance." She leaned into him again and kissed him deeply—her tongue probing his mouth. Her hand slid down…over his stomach…snaking between his shirt buttons and under his belt. He could feel her smile through the kiss, as her fingers caressed the trail of soft hair that led to his cock…then inched down to stroke his hotly throbbing member. She drew back slowly after a bit and looked at him inquiringly—awicked smile playing upon her lips. "What about now, hmmm?" she murmured huskily. "Feel a yawn coming on?" Robert merely averted his eyes, that she might not see the lust she was coaxing to the surface. She inspected the tube and laughed lightly. "Why, this isn't my knockout lipstick at all. It's just some regular old Revlon. Now, how did that happen?" Robert ground his teeth. She was toying with him—her practiced fingers driving him crazy in the process. The woman tapped her chin thoughtfully. "Oh, dear, what does that leave us with? It's getting to be way past your bedtime now." Through the earpiece, he could hear his men becoming anxious. Nobody had sighted the woman. If only they would come looking for him. "Well," the woman sighed. "If this is going to take me a moment to decide, I'd best make sure you don't get any ideas about overpowering little old me. After all, what chance would a girl stand against a handsome brute like you, hmmm?" "What did you have in mind?" Robert growled. The woman merely smiled, reached into her inside jacket pocket and withdrew a pair of handcuffs. "Hands behind your back, darling." He cursed silently. This was going to make things more difficult while he bided for time for his men to come looking. Best to humor her, though. Play along. He placed his hands behind his back. "Good boy," she cooed. She slid off of his lap to sit beside him on the small bench. "Now, if you'll just lean forward so I can try these lovely bracelets on you." He bent forward a bit. He felt her fingertips upon the back of his head, pressing him downward. "All the way, love…thaaaat's right," she said. He sat in this undignified position—his hands behind him, his nose almost pressed against the coin box of the booth—and waited for the woman to secure him. After a moment or so, he heard a sound…rather like a switch being flipped. He was about to inquire… It was the automated voice of the booth once again. This time, however, it insisted, "Sleep." At the same time, a puff of pink gas hissed out of the coin return slot directly in front of him, engulfing his face. He gasped, surprised, and breathed in the candy- sweet gas. His head immediately began to swim. He looked up at his companion and saw that she was now wearing a small, clear air mask over her mouth and nose. He could see her smiling. "Sorry, lover," she chuckled. "But I'm a compulsive dirty trick player." Robert started to say something, but the booth again urged, "Sleep", and another puff of the sleeping gas hissed into his face. He felt consciousness slipping away. The woman smiled and stroked his hair. "I'd listen to her, if I were you, darling. She's very persistent. Just relax. Nice deep breaths and go sleepybye for me." His eyelids felt impossibly heavy, and the world was sliding in and out of focus. He moaned and tried to sit up, but to no avail. "Oh, by the way..," the woman said. He looked up at her, barely awake now. She held up the pistol and pulled the trigger. A small flag popped out of the barrel and unfurled, reading, "BANG!". She smiled wickedly at him. "Dream of me." A mechanical voice said something in the distance, he smelled something terribly sweet, then….darkness. END